Ken Neeley
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"My Fellow Bassers...
I come to you tonight with a heavy heart. As I look out my window at the great expanse of beautiful land that God has blessed us with, and we proudly call America, I see nothing but SNOW. What was once green rolling hills are now nothing but...SNOW. But do not worry, my fellow bassers, for the day will soon come when the sun will RISE up higher, melting the landscape with her gossamer rays, warming the air and water and prompting the bassus to huddle in masses and prepare to spawn.
And when this wonderous event occurs, we will all remove ourselves from the earth, and go forth upon the water, (with pay), and partake of the most precious bounty our freshwater lakes provide to us. Screaming to the heavens, DEM BASSUS LUV SPARKLES(c).
So bear down, be patient, and heed my promise of better bassin' days to come.
Thank you for listening, thank you for being Americans.
God Bless you all.
KEN & MAC---BETTER THAN CRACK
I come to you tonight with a heavy heart. As I look out my window at the great expanse of beautiful land that God has blessed us with, and we proudly call America, I see nothing but SNOW. What was once green rolling hills are now nothing but...SNOW. But do not worry, my fellow bassers, for the day will soon come when the sun will RISE up higher, melting the landscape with her gossamer rays, warming the air and water and prompting the bassus to huddle in masses and prepare to spawn.
And when this wonderous event occurs, we will all remove ourselves from the earth, and go forth upon the water, (with pay), and partake of the most precious bounty our freshwater lakes provide to us. Screaming to the heavens, DEM BASSUS LUV SPARKLES(c).
So bear down, be patient, and heed my promise of better bassin' days to come.
Thank you for listening, thank you for being Americans.
God Bless you all.
KEN & MAC---BETTER THAN CRACK
