Scott Smith
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- catch every bass out of my neighborhood 1/2 acre pond. The fish are now giving me the "not you again..!" look.
- Forced every friend I have with a boat, to obtain a restraining order to keep me away from them.
- Tied the end of my jig rod line to my dogs collar and threw his ball as far as I could, just to feel the warm cuddly tug on my rod.
- sat in my garage for hours on end, listening to Barry White CD's while nursing a cold 12 pack of Coors lite, trying to remember the good times when my boat was home, and we were a couple.
- cut the grass with my riding lawnmower while wearing my personal flotation device.
- cut the grass with my riding lawnmower while marking hotspots in my yard with my handheld GPS.
- donned my tight polyester coaches shorts, lined all my lures up in formation and bellowed out my best "win one for the Gipper...!!" speech.
- woke my wife up in the middle of the night when I noticed the full moon and told her it was time to spawn. (I have bruises to prove it..!!!)
- used my patrol cars P.A. system to beg for forgiveness from the fish gods.
- watched a wonderful HGTV craft show, then made a lovely paper mache largemouth bass.
- told my neighbor I was guarding my spawning bed after I assaulted him for trying to throw me out of his hot tub which I had snuck into.
- gathered up all my daughters Barbies, and hosted a nude Bass'n Gals weigh in.
There you have it. My "How I Spent My Landlocked Days" story. Feel free to try any of these rewarding activities yourselves....!!!!!LOL
- Forced every friend I have with a boat, to obtain a restraining order to keep me away from them.
- Tied the end of my jig rod line to my dogs collar and threw his ball as far as I could, just to feel the warm cuddly tug on my rod.
- sat in my garage for hours on end, listening to Barry White CD's while nursing a cold 12 pack of Coors lite, trying to remember the good times when my boat was home, and we were a couple.
- cut the grass with my riding lawnmower while wearing my personal flotation device.
- cut the grass with my riding lawnmower while marking hotspots in my yard with my handheld GPS.
- donned my tight polyester coaches shorts, lined all my lures up in formation and bellowed out my best "win one for the Gipper...!!" speech.
- woke my wife up in the middle of the night when I noticed the full moon and told her it was time to spawn. (I have bruises to prove it..!!!)
- used my patrol cars P.A. system to beg for forgiveness from the fish gods.
- watched a wonderful HGTV craft show, then made a lovely paper mache largemouth bass.
- told my neighbor I was guarding my spawning bed after I assaulted him for trying to throw me out of his hot tub which I had snuck into.
- gathered up all my daughters Barbies, and hosted a nude Bass'n Gals weigh in.
There you have it. My "How I Spent My Landlocked Days" story. Feel free to try any of these rewarding activities yourselves....!!!!!LOL
