Teri,...you are SOOOOOO HIRED!!!!(I will gladly supply you with the required "uniforms")...Mini, hit the road pal..find me some fish so I can thank all of my sponsors!! Craig,..you will be in charge of my rods/reels/baits and back up spare parts inventory as well as all PR photo's. The better you make me look...the bigger your personal boat and tow vehicle get,..yearly!! LOL!! (by the way...tell Kathy she's the new staff "Baker"...it pays VERY WELL!)
DonJovi,..thanks dude,..I will create a sweet do-nuthing hi-profile position for you in my entourage...all you'll have to do is keep me supplied with reading material (adult material highly recommended)...Rich D....you will be my cigar officianado and Musky guide....results not required but occasionally recommended...do NOT let my cigar go out!!
Rich,..you will be in charge of my internet operations...keep my passwords to 1 or 2 alpha's and you will retire a wealthy man!!...Scott,..you will be part of the social committee,..based on the outstanding job you did planning the last Rally,..all you'll need is a day-planner and some live bait...the next time i see a photo of you and a 3" fish..you're fired! Toxic,...something stinks here,..i know there's a position available for you somewhere, but it may require a remote uninhabited island for you to set up shop...I will get back with you!! Trep....you will be in charge of my hats....I like RANGER hats,Mercury Hats..BPS hats,..Mustad Hats, Lowrance Hats...MotorGuide Hats,...and Scales and Tales Hats (Lots of those last ones!!).....the first time I see a Jar-Jar hat on my boat,...you will be sharing a hootch in New Guinea with Toxic!! James D...you will be in charge of our buffet's....you handled the Hemingway's Buffet like a Survivor Contestant!!! Get ta'cookin' BigDog!!.....Rob,(looong pause)...Buzz,..you will be the cigar emaritus...supreme overlord of good smokes;..duties include but not limited to, aquisition, storage, trimming and resupplying! Quantities must remain near capacity at all times...Rich D. will report ONLY to you......and ME if my gar ever goes out!! Mark G,..you will get first dibs on all of my pre-owned boats,...most will be 1yr old and will come with an invoice that says,.."GROSS and barely used!!"...ahhahaha...you will also be my exclusive private contractor,..I will probably be moving often...so I will need enough places to stay so I can follow the "spawn"...will need places in FLA, AR, TN, KY, MI. and Ont....and then back down south again...staying in different places each way!!! (I like rustic settings, but the wife will be YOUR Boss,..don't worry,..she's GREAT to work for!!)..now get busy boys,....don't keep Teri and me waiting!! LOLOL!!! This is going to be HUUUUUUGE!!!!
Mac
(I'm sooooooo fired up!!)
BTW,...Carlos will be the head of all security details (including but not limited to my personal well-being,..my families safety,..and my deck items..all things MUST be SECURE Carlos!!)....if anyone sees a little red dot on their chest,..or someone's forehead...consider him "on-duty"..also consider him on duty if there's a tie down strap around my humidor!!...LOL Oh and also,...a copy of your Dad's book would be good reading material...see DonJovi for the approved reading list!!