Gilbert Scales2
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new
husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1was a sales Rep.; he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me.
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,. he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
3 years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was in marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
" Husband #7 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband#8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."
Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he did was..........
God I miss him.
I know I will get it tognight, " You are with the Government" This time I know I'm gonna
get screwed."
Bubby
divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new
husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1was a sales Rep.; he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me.
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,. he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
3 years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was in marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
" Husband #7 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband#8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."
Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he did was..........
God I miss him.
I know I will get it tognight, " You are with the Government" This time I know I'm gonna
get screwed."
Bubby
