2004 NTOWS Rally Goals

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Bob G.

Bob G.

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1. Catch fish.

2. Ride in the Banana Boat with Teri!

3. Show Trep how to drive his boat at WOT!

4. Burn the Jar-Jar hat.

5. Win lots of door prizes!

6. Make it back home with eyebrows and facial hair intact!



Bob G.

 
You forgot to troll "me" in a perch colored life vest.
 
OK i'll bite:



1. Catch Fish

2. Ride in EVERYONE's boats!!

3. Teach Bob how to drive a TIN boat at WOT

4. Bring my S&T hats so no one burns my BPS safari hat

5. Win more prises then Bob

6. Make it back home with ALL my hair in place!!!
 
Trep, that's easy, let me give you some tips.....

#1, for you....use dynamite! Or learn from Bob.

#2, you're gonna be there a while, just give in to your inner most desires and only ride in the glass ones.

#3, that's easy, keep it on the trailer!

#4, jar jar no wearie Scales n Tales hat!

#5, There is always the "dink" award....

#6, Sleep with one eye open, and watch out for Bob. Nah....on second thought, get GOOD and drunk on Friday night and leave your cabin unlocked. You can trust everyone! LOL Be cautious of anyone named Neeley/Asmir Yakovic.
 
Rob,

My right hand to God....I didn't do the Asmir post.



But if it was a joke, I applaud the author.
 
1) Catch fish (4.99 lber so I don't have to get married)

2) Try to be more feminine than me!

3) Don't get the runs from Trep's home brew

4) Don't splash on the Banana Boat while hanging it over the side

5) Learn to pitch and flip without getting tied up.

6) Win rally prize for biggest rack

7) Meet the insanity from this board and their families.
 
Teri, #3 and 4 "run" together! LOL Don't get mud sharks on the banana boat if you do drink Trep's brew.
 
Rob



#1, Like you did on the 2nd day of the Everstart last year on Champlain?? LOL

#2, Been in both, i'll keep TIN till someone else is paying the bills! You wanna drop that Ranger down to $10k, we'll talk!

#3, Like that Bravada you keep pushing down the hill!! I'll take my under warranty Tracker and new Kia van!

#4, jar jar no wearie Scales n Tales hat!

#5, From the Great Rob, i'll remember that!! NOT!

#6, Should be a FUN Rally!!!



Sorry you'll not make it!! NOT!!! LOL
 
Remeber, on that worst day of my Everstart career, I STILL boated two fish and one was over 4 lbs.....NO it WASN'T a striper. They DO have bass bigger than 12" ya know! LOL

Just for that, I have sent my trimmer to Bob for the brow shaving. Drink light jar jar, drink light! LOL
 
OK, I have to add some more...



7. Keep digital camera ready for Teri hanging over the side of her boat!

8. Keep digital camera ready for the "biggest rack" contest!



Don't worry Teri, if you fall in, I'll save you right after I take the pic!! LOL!



I hope Trep is fired up to drive that tin boat. My personal motto...."Drive it like ya stole it!!"



Bob G.

 
Drink beer

Fish

Drink beer

Fish

Drink Beer

Fish

Drink Beer

Fish

sleep and eat if there's time

And not lose all my money at poker........



Steve
 
I take that bet...$10 says I don't even come close.



Do I hear a game of Texas Hold Em might happen? I would hate to take you boy's money.
 
I think Teri's going to be the queen of the prom at this gig...(sorry Me,..maybe next year!!..LOL!!)..anytime you combine women,...boats,..beer and fishin' into the mix,..it sounds like a helluva good time!!



Bob G...make sure you take a bunch of pix's!!,,butt be careful "when",....or we'll end up seeing pix's of your colonoscopy!!!
 
Some of us were talking about getting a poker game going.

Texas hold em would be fun,or Bloody Sevens(an evil,evil game)



Steve
 
1. Make it to Ky lake safely

2. Make camp, lanch boat, drive boat across the lake to the Moors. (I will be camping in Pisgah Bay, LBL)

3. Meet the NTOWS members and make sure those that were coming here made it

4. Take up a collection to bail out the members that did not make it

5. See if Ken Neeley brought everything on his list

6. Learn how to fish without TNT

7. Catch the biggest bass using tube baits on viagra (thanks Mac)

8. Catch fish, eat fish, talk fish, catch more fish, drink beer, drink some lake water LOL

It don't get any better than this!
 
I'm up for a fun low stakes game of poker, someone's just gotta teach me how to play!!
 
This set of posts is better'n the mudshark thread over on BFHP!

ROFL!!!!!!
 
Don't worry Mac, If I'm not fishing, I'll be snapping pics with one hand and drinking Crown Royal with the other!!



Teri, don't underestimate your ability to whoop us guys when it comes to fishing!!



Bob G.
 
Bob - Do I need to bring the Bungee Seat belts to hold you in when the Crown gets to you!!! LOL Don't want to loose my partner!
 
Trep,



I won't be drinking CR on the boat, only on land at the end of the day!! You just keep that net ready!!



Bob G.
 
My goals for the rally.........

Arrive safely

Sit back

Watch

Listen

Learn

Take notes and photos

Fish a little

Arrive home safely

Write novel

Send blackmail letters to all involved

Wait for money to arrive

Publish book anyway

Recieve Pulitzer Prize

Retire again



Man, this is gonna be fun!



Tom
 
FYI....blackmail would only work if my wife gave a hoot!! LOL!



Bob G.
 
Aw c'mon Teri.....email Shelley.....you'll slaughter em'!!



Ever see "The Hustler", .......boat a few dinks then on the last day pile em' in!!LOL



TOXIC
 
I thought you would have invited her to the rally by now!!!



Bob G.
 
1. Offer to "organize" all the raffle prizes

2. Offer to collect the tourney $$$

3. Inform local shariff of illegal card game and booze

4. Run for the hills!



In that order...



Gonna be a good time...can't wait, I need the break!



-Corey
 
Bob - I beat me! to the Punch!! Just offered Shelly an invite!
 
LOL!! I guessed I missed that entire thread!



I've got to go back and set Mac straight.....
 
1.) Get prizes shipped down there this week. (Craig, status?)



2.) Mope around the house pouting, wishing I was there.



3.) Checking the board constantly for new posts that wont appear because everyone is at the Rally.



4.) Eat Vandecamps frozen fish patties and wish it was fresh Crappie caught at the Rally.



5.) Drink cheap low grade beer and wish it was some of Treps home brew.



6.) Bet all my money on Bob G. to win. After all, Rob taught him every thing he knows....LOL
 
Dammit, Marke..... Why don't you, Craig and Neeley just make up your minds that you're gonna come and.....



Git 'er done!
 
WAIT a minute now Marke, Rob taught Bob everything he knows!! that should ensure him I win!! LOL
 
Don't worry Trep, I'm over 40, so I forget a lot!!!!



Bob G.
 
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