War chest depleated

[Rob LaMoy]

I think this should help with votes. Watch CNN for updates!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

You know the sky writer was expensive, but getting that linesman from Giant stadium to jump the fence and chalk the lawn before Tommy showed up with the SS, THAT was a feat, and it cost us dearly.

 

[Barb Baggott]

How come we're spending our war chest already? Who authorized this? Is there any money left for Corona's and limes and champagne and blueberries?

Isn't there suppose to be a vote involved before money is spent...?

Like the sky writing...can they do a huge Corona bottle with a lime?

 

[Rob LaMoy]

HEY HEY, I'm the new Chief of Staff, (ever watch the West Wing?) that means I run the show!....is that o.k. Barb? LOL Never fear, we have a completely different acct for the coronas, Ken has an in with them like others had with big tobacco! Coronas will be served with lunches at schools, non-alcholoic of course. Air farce one is gonna have Corona endorsements all over her! It's gonna be beeeeautifulll! Plus with Mac's patent for his "one of a kind" bottle opener, we'll be rolling in the dough for years!

 

[Bill McElroy]

That bottle opener is off limits!!,.....Neeley tried using it a 2nd time and he's now recovering from elbow surgery!!! LOL

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Mac, Ken tells me you'll be at the rally with bells on. What changed. Yeah that's right remember VP is a LONG way from the top. You'll get your turn at the end of his term! I can just see it now, Mac for president...we'll be sure to leave "crack" out of it, given you sensitive nature and all, you know, 'bout the bottle opener. 1st we gotta win this election. We can put Ken in parades being towed in a new 929 throwing out C&L's to the crowd. Has he been kissing babies? No I don't mean Mini's rally partner either.

 

[Bill McElroy]

I agree with everyone else now!!...WHERE the HE-- is SPRING??!!....This insanity is freaking me out!! LOLOL

 

[Rob LaMoy]

The worst thing is Mac, we keep getting this March like weather, you know, sun, 35 degrees, snow starts to melt a little. Just enough to tease you cause you know any day now, winter's gonna kick our butt. That's when deep depression will set in. I'll be sitting in my boat in the driveway (lacking the garage) and making boat noises with a coors light bottle frozen to my lips while my wife sobs uncontrollably from the kitchen window with the children as they behold what once was the man they called Dad! Winter is such an emotional roller coster...don't you think? I prefer insanity, so for now, that's where I'll stay!

 

[Ken Neeley]

My fellow basser's,

I have been overcome with emotion since seeing this awesome display of support and encouragement...Rob, tell the pilot I'll save a spot in the Captain's seat of Air Farce One for him.

I've been a little scarce today---high level meetings and all---but I assure you I will not let you all down!!! (sniff, sniff)



NEELEY & MAC--BETTER THAN CRACK

 

[Rob LaMoy]

He has SUCH a way with words. I'm all teary eyed again! The patriotism! How can we lose I ask? You can take this one to the bank! May have to re-write the constitution and national anthem (hint) afterwards, and make some minor adjustments to the bill of rights. Hey Ken, any canidates for nominations to the supreme court once your in office?

I think Rich would make a fine justice!

 

[Ken Neeley]

Chief Justice Stern...I like the sound of that....consider it done.

I'm slowly working on the anthem...

"Oh say can you cast? For a big fat 'ole bass..."



KEN & MAC---BETTER THAN CRACK

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Sounds like a late night sitcom!