Thursday Funny

[BJ Laster]

Heard this at school. I died laughing when i heard it.



A man is in a bad car accident. He loses both his left arm and left leg. When his family asked the doctor about his condition he replied "i think he's going to be just alright"

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

****Big Groan****



Bill

 

[TOMMY RICH]

booh hiss? get em' off the stage! LOL

 

[Staci Matheis]

What is this? The Gong Show? LOL!

Very good, BJ!!

 

[Larry Harp]

What do you say to a one legged hitchhicker.............

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HOP IN!!!!!!!!!



HARRRR HARRRR HAAARRRR





Harpo

 

[Staci Matheis]

GONG!!

 

[Christopher Laurencio]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water?



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BOB

 

[Ken Neeley]

What did the lawyer say after losing his left arm in an accident???



"Oh No....my ROLEX!!!"

 

[Staci Matheis]

...o-o-o-oh, Chris..... how could you..... {groan}

 

[Staci Matheis]

Now! That is funny, Neeley!!

 

[Ken Neeley]

What do you call a hooker with no legs?



A night-crawler!!!

 

[Rick Cohoon]

What do you call a man with no arm or legs who shows up at your door.







Mat.



What to you call man with no arms or legs water skiing.





Skip.

 

[Ken Neeley]

A man with no arms and no legs nailed to the wall?



ART

 

[Christopher Laurencio]

What's the difference between an elephant and a "matababe"

 

[Ken Neeley]

Nothing...whatsa matta with you???

 

[Christopher Laurencio]

AAH Man,

 

[Robert Spradley]

What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?









Ilene

 

[Greg Meyer]

Every last one of you needs to be hunted down and disassembled and your parts junked!

 

[Larry Harp]

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

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IRENE



:>))))



Harpo