Please, help save the naugas...

[Rich Stern]

I thought this commentary on PETA would give you folks a chuckle.


http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/opinion/0302/0329exclusive.html

 

[John DeGeorge]

That is classic!

 

[Barry Loos]

I saw the light. I ripped the Timex from my wrist and threw the leather band onto the counter at Wal-Mart. Then I purchased and replaced it with a brand new black plastic band. As I left the store I was thanked by a cow from Taiwan.



Bear

 

[Staci Matheis]

I have it in my head that I've seen John Kelso's name before..... Could it have been over on the BFHP? Does he post there?



I couldn't agree with the basic sentiments he expressed in his article more.



me

 

[Rob LaMoy]

That's rich! And have any of you ever lived on a farm? Apparently the meat lady didn't. I can honestly say, I have NEVER seen an "intelligent" cow! I think somewhere along the line, we forgot that we are part of the food chain. That's the way God intended it. Oh well, "Let them eat soy!" I say. LOL

 

[Gene McCarthy]

Naugas are delicious! Taste like rubber chicken! Maybe a Nauga barbeque at the tournament?

Gene

 

[John Foster]

Hey I got an Idea, Lets set about 1000 dairy Cows free in her strip mall. Unmilked and not potty trained..MOOOOO BABY



Power to the Naugas.



GO NAUGA GO NAUGA GO NAUGA GO NAUGA GO NAUGA

 

[Greg Meyer]

I have a herd of defenseless Naugas living in my back yard...They keep the flock of skeet, that I also rescued, company in the summer (skeet migrate, ya know)



PETA members prove we need to take the warning labels off the lawnmowers...the lower end of the herd is getting pretty dumb.

 

[Staci Matheis]

John..... I just got this vision of you chanting "Go Nauga! Go Nauga!" with your hands clasped and hips a-swivlin'..... NOT a purty sight!



:^)

me!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

OK, I'll be the stupid one as usual. What in the world is a Nauga anyway?

 

[Staci Matheis]

THAT is the stupidest question I have EVER heard!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Alright, that's it, you little, short, old, ugly, scrawny, bald, left crankin, champy bait! I never claimed to be the brightest pumpkin on the porch, but I must have missed something in this thread so I put my pride out there and you DARE dance on it. The pride to the right wing extremist Republican? LOL That's it! I'm trolling you for Champy! Everyone, Scott it my bait, um oops, I mean partner for the Saturday event. It has been decided! Now seriously, what did I miss, and what is nauga? Shut up Scott!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

I have heard of naugahide (sp?). But if memory serves, it was a form of shiny plastic shielding or something.

 

[Roy Cody]

On Average, how many Naugas does it take to make a good set of seat covers for my pickup?

 

[Rob LaMoy]

OK FINE! Pick on the drugged up yankee who is still suffering from the tail end of the durn fever. You all wait! Just wait! I'll fix, just you wait and see! Sick 'em Champ!

 

[Staci Matheis]

That all depends.....



Are we talking about nice, fat, pre-hibernation Naugas living in North America?



Or are we talking about post-hibernation Naugas from Eastern Europe?



me?

 

[Rob LaMoy]

WHAT IS A NAUGA? Scott, don't make me cyber-slap you! LOL

 

[Ken Neeley]

Have you hugged a Nauga today???

 

[Rob LaMoy]

See NOW I know...thanks Scott. It was similar to what I thought but I didn't want be wrong and sound like an idiot (like I've never done that before!), or God forbid offend PETA and the Nauguas. Gee thanks guys for not letting me in! LOL But in reality you naugas are real tough eating, you gotta boil 'em first or something, tough chewin!

 

[Rich Stern]

For those of you who didn't study Naugas in Biology or Zoology, here is a picture and a link to more info.




http://www.nauga.com/nauga1.html

 

[Staci Matheis]

Rich..... I like your way of thinking!



So much so that I printed out the Nauga story and am sending it to my PETA, vegetatian friend, Lori!



If you don't ever hear from me again - you know what happened!



me!

NDF Forever!

 

[Gene McCarthy]

P.E.T.A.-People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.I have been told Naugas are actually hairless relatives of Sasquatch in the northwest and the Great Skunk Ape that inhabits the Everglades region of Florida.They are apparently attracted to beer, because the more you drink the more you see.I'm sure there are those out there that can add knowledge about these little critters.Oh boy I can't wait to see where this could go.

Gene