Ok...do I have everything???

[Ken Neeley]

Oh yeah, almost forgot....

1 AAA battery

A bike inner tube

A spare change of underwear

6 postage stamps

A paper clip

2 turtle-doves

A hockey puck---regulation

3 jack-nuts

A copy of War and Peace

Wax Paper

Grass seed

Gynecologist's phone number

Spare blades for the mower

Silly Putty

4 boiled eggs

300 feet of parachute cord

Dr. Scholl's foot powder

100 lbs. of Ice....(buy it before you leave, you'll have cold water when you get there)

A wishbone from last Thanksgiving's turkey

Nair Hair remover

A vanilla scented candle

Baby-Wipes

Preparation-H...economy size

4 eyes-of-newt

Dried gizzard of lizard

9 chicken beaks

Parrafin Wax

VCR

Cordless Phone

Strawberry Jam

Tweezers

Paragoric

Castor Oil

2 mouse traps

cheese for the mouse traps

crackers for any leftover cheese that the mice don't eat

3 cats to chase the mice that the mouse traps don't get

cat food for the cats

soy sauce to cook the cats in if you don't catch fish to eat

nose hair clippers

Flow-Bee hair cutting kit

Picture of MAC to put by my bed at night

Picture of MINI to take in the shower with me

Soap for the shower

Loofah pad for the shower

Body gel....for the shower

Handcuffs

Key for the Handcuffs

SPARE key for the Handcuffs

Hack saw for the Handcuffs...if I lose the spare key

Feather Boa...1 each, pink, pastel blue, and magenta

Sewing needles

Owner's Manual for a '74 Harley

Eyebrow Shaver in case Rob show's up!!!

Bullhorn

Chopsticks....(for the cat marinated in soy sauce)



and.................TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!

 

[David Hunt]

Don't forget the monkey chow....

 

[Andrew Zuber]

LOL at Neeley!!!!



....and a partrige in a pear tree...

(take both...the partrige AND the pear tree!)



az

 

[Greg Meyer]

Jacknuts... he said "JACKNUTS"....

 

[Donnie Matney]

What is a jacknut?? LOL

 

[TrepMan]

Donnie - do you REALY want to go down that path!! LOL Neeley Shaves his jacknuts!!!

 

[Donald Fruge]

Don't forget the hedge trimmer

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

and the Vivaldi CD.



TOXIC

 

[Staci Matheis]

I got Schubert, Beethoven, Mozart, Wagner, Auber..........













Oh, yeah! Almost forgot! The Stones!!

 

[Ken Neeley]

Liberace

 

[TrepMan]

Fat Boys, Run DMC, NWA, and the rest of my hommies!!!

 

[Ken Neeley]

Yo, TrepMeister G,

Keep our love-nest music on the down-low.

Don't be wanting any homies encroaching on our time!!!

 

[Bob G.]

Trep,



It's homies, not hommies!!! What a poser!!! LOL!



Bob G.

 

[gone bye bye]

Dont forget the Two Cycle oil Ken, and the strawberry flavored condoms....



Wouldnt want to be running on one cycle while there!



Mini

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Black fly repellant!!!

 

[gone bye bye]

and "Eye of Newt"



Mini

 

[Andrew Zuber]

Neeley-

Which route are you taking to get down there?

Are you coming this way and taking 57 S through IL?



az

 

[Ken Neeley]

No....75 to 71 I think...easterly route.



Mini,

I'm bringing the WHOLE newt!!!

 

[TrepMan]

Neeley - You're CRACKING me up!!!



And there will be NO love'n on the DOWN LOW in my cabin!!!

 

[gone bye bye]

Trep that means he can kiss and tell....lol



Mini

 

[Ken Neeley]

Roses are red

violet's are blue

who knows what will happen

after drinking Trep's brew!!!

 

[Bob G.]

I have a feeling that this will be Trep's first and last rally!!!



Bob G.

 

[Ken Neeley]

Don't worry Beka...we'll make a man outta him.

 

[TrepMan]

Just remember what my dad taught me "Walk Tall, Talk Quietly and Carry a 9 iron to bash the living daylights out of anyone who screws with you!!! LOL

 

[Marke Cicero]

Don't forget Rhonda!

 

[TrepMan]

Marke - Forgot about Rhonda, she get's my bed!!

 

[Travis Smith]

Do I really wanna ask what this whole post is about?? LOL





BTW Trepper---Who's Rhonda?









T.S.

 

[Staci Matheis]

The Beach Boys did a song about her like 40 years ago, Travis..... "Help me, Rhonda! Help me get her outta my head!"









Everything else....... Ya gotta wait until you're 21.....

Or get Uncle Ken to explain it to you when he gets back from the rally.....

 

[Travis Smith]

Ok Ill try to fill in the blanks but im still stumped about the whole song thing. What does it have to do with this post?







T.S.

 

[Staci Matheis]

Rhonda is Uncle ken's wife.



This post is about nuthin' in particular; you, too, will spout stuff like this if you ever start drinking.....



The song is just an old Beach Boys song that hit my head. I don't drink, so I can't use that as an excuse. It's just my twisted mind!

 

[Travis Smith]

OK that clears thing up a little. Thanks me!





LOL what a crazy post.







T.S.

 

[Staci Matheis]

We're adults, Travis.....

This is the way we act when there aren't any kids around!









All of us EXCEPT your Father, that is!

 

[Ken Neeley]

Golly gosh darn...almost forgot:



kumquats

vaseline

incense

nail gun

staple remover

sticky notes

french-maid outfit

beer bong

rice krispies

corn syrup

shoe laces

7 red balloons

feather duster

 

[Bruce Freeman]

If you folks don't stop this crappie I will have to quit my job and join ya.....LOL

BF

 

[Ken Neeley]

Bruce,

Thanx for reminding me.



*note to self: Drop off my letter of resignation on the way to the Rally.

 

[TrepMan]

Un Ken? How about a Stil? Gotta make the brew dude!!

 

[Travis Smith]

A beer bong???????????? LOL I thought only college kids used them?





LOL

 

[Ken Neeley]

Oh young Grasshoppa,

Us old folks were beer-bonging long before you stopped pooping in your diapers!!!

 

[Greg Meyer]

You are just too cute in that Maid's Outfit

 

[Scott Smith]

Ken, You forgot a roll of industrial plastic and a shovel...leave no witnesses behind buddy...

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

Don't forget the wart remover, light bulbs and the teeth whitener.



TOXIC

 

[Tim Jeffers]

What about "Tickle Me Elmo"?



or would that be "Tickle me! Elmo"?



TJ

 

[Buzz Bouvier]

According to Rhonda you don't have much of anything.



Buzz

 

[Julio Santana]

French Maid outfit?



I knew I wanted to go to this rally! I wish it were closer to Florida! You guys gotta do this in Georgia or South Carolina one of these times!