Here's a good one!!!...When i was a teenager there was a kid down the street that was a total jerk...if he wasn't the anti-christ at that time, he's gotta be in prison now!! anyway,. he was the neighborhood punk that would do a lot of vandalism and just stupid maliscious stuff,........well, one night my Dad left
his brand new caddy out in the driveway instead of putting it in the garage, and it got soaped sooo bad from bumper to bumper that he couldn't even drive it the next day..he was HOT!!...Then a week or so later, my Mom found a dead animal of somesort, (she didn't ever say what it was) in our mailbox!!
Well...paybax are hell.....we all KNEW it was the kid down the street doing all that and he was doing it to everybody,...not just us.......my older brother came home on leave from the Marines a short time later, and we were telling him about what happened. He proceeded to take his .22 down to the river behind our house and he hopped in the canoe and went "hunting"......he came back with 4 HUUUUGE carp and that night, he went down to the kids house and put those dead carp up in their eve's!!! LOLOL.....Luckily the kids house was way down at the other end of the street, and it was a HOT summer,........it REEEEEKED to high heaven for weeks down there,...neighbors were all complaining about the smell...and they knew it was coming from that kids house,....they'd see them looking in the bushes and flower beds....nobody ever looked up in the gutters!! ahahaah...well low and behold if all the neighborhood terrorism didn't come to a stop after that!!!.....God Bless the Marines!!