Limes...what Limes?!?

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Pierre Voisine

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Somebody put me up bring the limes to Auburn Hills.....Guys, THERE ARE NO LIMES IN CANADA!! they froze off!



I will bring some real beer though....Gotta ask my VP tonight...but she's pretty cool!



Pierre
 
Some of that 100 proof Labatt's Blue would be AWESOME right now, Pierre!



Pardon my excitement...just closed a pretty big deal as a result of my jaunt through the bayous of Louisiana last week!



AAAAAYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!
 
Pierre, let's bring 'em some XXX and see how they like it. Give Adam 5 or 6 of those and watch his eyes cross and his T's dot! Let me know when you get your clearance. My wife suggest looking into cheap airfare. I will see today. I figure gas would only run us $100 U.S. round trip, that's $50 a piece and $10 for the room. That's only $60, plus food (minus liquid refreshments) would probably bring us up to $100 a piece. That leaves some room for Neeley to make us deals we can't refuse!
 
BTW, my wife WAS very clear on one thing. She does NOT want to see anything following my truck home! "But honey, it was on sale!" How come they always can get away with that one.
 
They can say it, but it's only up to you if they get away with it. Don't stand up for that crap! Drive that truck to MI and get you a new boat! These women can't be tellin' you what to do...who does she think she is???



What's that?



Sorry honey!



Uh, gotta go guys...girlfriend says I have to cook breakfast and pick up the dog doo in the yard.



(whisper)Shhhh...please don't tell her what I said!



 
Yeah, can tell he's not married! LOL Talk tough while you can Adam!
 
Actually, divorced...twice (to the same gal, don't ask!)



Comments probably make sense now, eh? I brought home a new boat every year...and slept in that boat for about a week every year!!



Just never could understand why she wouldn't let me fish and hunt ducks all year while she worked.
 
Enough about Corona and limes. If a beer needs a lime to mask it truely poor taste then save your money and buy some microbrew or take up homebrewing. I brew my own and would not waste my time brewing anything that poor. You could get 11oz water out of a stained lake, add 1 oz of vodka and a lime and you would swear it was corona ;-P
 
OK, vote him out! LOL Actually Dave, I'm not big on Corona myself, but ones man's lake water is another man's brew. Everyone has their own tastes. I like Coors myself. Micros just don't sit with me well. And I can't handle dark beer at all. Now Zima, if you drink that, well, I just might have to hand ya a skirt! LOL Nothing against the ladies here. Gotta remember I have an election coming up!
 
I like all kinds of brewski's...doesn't matter,..except i DON'T like the heavy dark stuff,....i like corona's, bud, michelob, rolling rock....who cares.....if it's cold...i'll take it!!..LOL
 
mmmmmmmm...beer!(this is my attempt at a Homer Simpson joke)



I, too, enjoy all the varieties of malted hops...over the last year or so, however, I've acquired a taste for bourbon. Most notably, Makers Mark.



When ya'll talk about XXX are you referring to porn or Dos Equis (think that would be two X's)???



If there's a beer I don't know about PLEASE bring me into the loop!!

 
Learned about those the hard way in Montreal on New Years eve when they first came out. Slammed about 10 and all of the sudden realized what I had done! Let's just say, I don't remember much after midnight. Good thing I was in a downtown mafia club, amongst friends!
 
Adam...

It's a Canadian brand of Molson not available in the states...I believe it's about 7.6% alcohol
 
My favorite is a scottish ale called "SkullCracker Ale" named after a famous viking that lived and ruled the region back over 1000 years ago. I a wee heavy for those lime sippers at 8.9% Alc/vol. But they are smoooooth and sneak up on you and no limes required
 
SkullCracker Ale, smooth, and 8.9% alc, in one sentence? HOW smooth?????? Like take the paint off the hood of your car smooth? LOL
 
Ken, I'll send you a 2 bottles if you email me the address.

Also, If you like home brew, I'll send you a couple of Pale ales that I made. Rob, I not sure that after a zima you would like these but I'll offer you the same deal.

 
Dave, NOT a fan of Zima. To me it's a ladies drink. That's what I was trying to get across. Stuff is nasty.
 
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