Larry Harp
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* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a burned-out bulb?
* Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.
* Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
* Rottweiler: Make me.
* Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
* Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed
me while he's busy.
* Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
* Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
will be dry.
* Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
* Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on
the couch.
* Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in
the dark......
* Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
* Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
* Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this
headache.....
* Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
* Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
* Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in
a little circle....
* Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb?
* German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who
busted the light? I SAID,"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
* Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
* Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can
expect light?
