Bill Hamilton
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Let me know if you try any of these!
Amazing home remedies and such
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
by simply using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are.
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
IF it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends;
you never know when you might need them to empty
your bedpan
Amazing home remedies and such
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
by simply using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are.
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
IF it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends;
you never know when you might need them to empty
your bedpan
