For those NOT attending the Rally

[Mark Hofman]

Ken?.....Mac?.....Are you there???????????



Nope?



Okay, everyone else....



(whispered)



"The crow flies at midnight."



Repeat



"The crow flies at midnight."

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Hey, crow season is still open.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Yes, we can hear you, courtesy of my handy lap top! I'm with Rob on this one! Ha

 

[Greg Meyer]

10-4.... And, the check is in the mail... or as the punch line went... the Czech is in the male

 

[Mark Hofman]

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!!



All teams regroup at LZ2 for extraction!

 

[Mark Hofman]

(AP Wire) 06-Jun-2002 11:25ET

AN ATTEMPTED COUP OF NITROLAND FAILED AS THE RESULT OF THE GOVERNMENTS SURVEILANCE EFFORTS, PRIMARILY THROUGH THE USE DOUBLE AGENTS AND A CRAFTY SECURITY TEAM. PRESIDENT KEN NEELEY AND VICE PRESIDENT BILL "MAC" MCELROY ARE SAFE AND REMAIN FIRMLY IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION THANKS TO THE WORK OF ROB "GOTCHA" LAMOY, WHO FOILED THE PLOT TO OVERTHROW KEN AND MAC DURING THE ANNUAL NITRO OWNERS RALLY TAKING PLACE ON LAKE CHAMPLAIN OVER THE WEEKEND.



THE SUSPECTED COUP LEADER, MARK "MOFISH" HOFMAN, WAS PROMPTLY TAKEN TO THE BPS WALL AND SHOT. OTHER SUSPECTES ARE BEING ROUNDED UP AS THIS STORY GOES TO PRESS.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Please remember, my first appointed detail in this campaign was head of the secret service! We are watching you! Always!