Fishing Joke

[Carli Drake]

Sorry guys....just couldn't resist!



Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:



First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."



Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."



Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."



They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"



Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater".



I can think of atleast 3 of you guys that that would fit!!!!

 

[Ken Neeley]

Which 3?!?

 

[Pierre Voisine]

bet you're one of them!!



Pierre

 

[Carli Drake]

I won't say! But you guys know who you are!!! LOL

 

[Ken Neeley]

Pierre,

That's no way to portray the future Leader of the Free World!!! LOL

 

[Bill McElroy]

Well,...she use to say,..."Don't you ever get enough of EITHER???"...LOL

 

[Rob LaMoy]

HEY! I resemble that remark! Actually, I wish it were that easy!

 

[Bill P]

What works for me is, pay so much attention to her, almost to the point of being annoying, so that when you ask to go fishing, she's more than happy to let you go, just to have some time alone.(ha,ha) It really works, try it.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

What if she picks sex? decisions, decisions! And then wants all three chores for payment! Dunno, tough one! LOL, See every man's dream I think would be the response, "OK, but let's hurry so you don't miss the early bite!"

 

[Carli Drake]

Gee....you guys wouldn't have that problem if you were female!!! I just say "honey, I'm going fishing...do you want to go?" and he says "have a nice time!" and no, I don't leave him a list of stuff to do.



Bill P. I like that response!! LOL



Rob...remember, it's easier to appologize than it is to ask permission!!! LOL

 

[Ken Neeley]

Carli,

You got 10 sisters like you for some of the guys here?!?

 

[Carli Drake]

Yeah....wouldn't that be nice Ken!

 

[Ken Neeley]

You accomplished all that in one weekend????????



You are THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tim King]

A guy a work with always asks his wife hat question. I asked him what if she chooses sex and he said "I still win!"LOL.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Rick, sounds like you need to figure out what's causing that, and it's not the water. I like Carli's idea better, just go and apologize later! Sounds simpler than the whole plan, and make up sex after an apology is just as good as the same after an elaborate ploy such as your own. Me simple minded man ugh! Me like nooky and fishin'! Do both is GOOOOD! Order not important! Plus if you can still go the distance for a "couple of hours" with a house full of kids.....man what you eatin with YOUR wheaties?

 

[Rob LaMoy]

YES I DO know what you're talking about. My doc said "now take it easy for a couple of days!" Yeah, ice out, smallies slammin in the rivers, and what do I do? Go BOUNCING across 3 footers to get to a honey hole last April. Swelled like I can't even tell ya! LOL Would have been safer to watch the football game! Anyway, TMI for everyone on the board, sorry!

 

[Staci Matheis]

Carli -



If you've got a sister..... And she happens to be a bit older..... Say, late 40's or 50ish..... And just happens to enjoy fishin'..... I AM available!



And I promise not to assault her ears with song!



me!

 

[Carli Drake]

Rick, If my hubby wined and dined me with candles and flowers and prepared a bubble bath and all I guarantee I would be awake all night wondering what he was up to!!!!



Scott....if I have a sister in that age bracket...she'd be my younger sister! Besides she doesn't like to fish! LOL

 

[SCOTT GARDNER]

I do not see why u can not do both.Just set the clock 2 min. early.That is how it do it.

 

[stan jones]

i hope the sweater was for the fishing part.LOL