Decided to take the day off and go to Bass Pro.
I was only in the store for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving me a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of
horse hockey. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket
This went on for about 20 minutes. the more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give
a care. My car was parked around the corner. I try
to have a little fun each day. It's important at my
age.
JUST KIDDING!!! LOL
I was only in the store for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving me a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of
horse hockey. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket
This went on for about 20 minutes. the more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give
a care. My car was parked around the corner. I try
to have a little fun each day. It's important at my
age.
JUST KIDDING!!! LOL