Complete this phrase:

[Staci Matheis]

You can tell the fishing has been slow when..........

 

[Ken Neeley]

TOXIC is lighting farts and eating worms!!!

 

[Tom Mann]

HaaaaaaaaaHaHa!!!!!!

HeeheeHawWWWWW!!!

Welcome aboard TOXIC!!!!

 

[Tom Mann]

.....the only thing biting are the black fies!!!!!

 

[TrepMan]

I steal Eli's Mickey Mouse rod with a Float and live red Wiggler worm!

 

[Bill McElroy]

the toe nail clippings are piling up by the front graph!!

 

[Dennis Hamer]

When Mac Starts signing thongs.

 

[Bill McElroy]

if they're on females.....my pleasure,....Males??..NOT!!

(sorry Trep)

Mac

 

[TrepMan]

Mac - How about if I get Rob to wear them, he likes women's underware???

 

[Pierre Voisine]

...during a high stakes tournament you're fishing a bay that holds no fish because of the many topless women sunning on boats.....





Actually that should be "the fishing is tough because...."



Remember, it is legal to be bare chested in Ontario...



Pierre

 

[Barry Loos]

....you start thinking about work.



Bear

 

[Rob LaMoy]

you spend more time on this board than on the water....., and can actually visualize Neeley and black flies! Ha, swollen, ha, toxic, ha, flaming farts, bwaaaaa, vienna sausages, ha slim jims, haahahhahahahahaaaaaa hole in the wall, ha, Mac's fortune cookie about sumo, ha, thong, ha, ha, me in my underwear, girls underwear, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TrepMan]

Wait a cotton picking minute here Pierre - are you actualy saying "it is legal to be bare chested in Ontario" and that Females ACTUALY do it in public on the water!



WOO HOO, time for a Road trip to Ontario before bikini (that is bottoms) season is over!!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

It AIN'T illegal in NY and all the Montreal strippers come down and take FULL advantage of it to avoid tan lines. Makes for some TUFF fishing near the sailboat slips, I tell ya!

 

[Andrew Zuber]

...you have to be careful not to "hook" your partner who has given up fishing and started swimming beside the boat!



az

 

[Dennis Hamer]

You take the time while on the water to organize your tackle boxes.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Or get in the water to wash the bottom of the hull down that you can't get to on the trailer!

 

[Tom Mann]

.....you use your cell phone to call in an order for plastic worms..... from the boat ........ while you're wearing underwear on the outside ........ after scrubbing down the hull of your boat .....

 

[Tim King]

Hey Rob,

The wife actually yelled at me for doing that last summer while we were at the lake with her folks. She said no fishing, but she forgot to tell me I couldn't baby the boat a little!!LOL

 

[Chad Justice]

....you catch yourself thinking, "those see-doo'ers sure do look like THEY'RE having fun!"



(Of course, no matter how slow the fishing, you always slap yourself when you come to your senses! LOL!)

 

[Dennis Hamer]

You pull out early to finish up on some of those honey do's that have been piling up. And then you really come to your senses and put back in to make sure that this slow period was just a fluke.

 

[Ken Neeley]

...you go fishing with Mac and light up the disco ball on the front deck. (remember that story fella's???)

 

[Dennis Hamer]

You put down your rod to take some nature pics and forget your lure is hanging in the water and a big fish takes your whole rig into depths.

 

[David Munaretto]

a) You starting thinking about what you're going to make the wife for dinner



b) You run out of beer



c) You decide to call your parents to and "catch up"





and the most obvious answer:



NEVER BEEN THERE, WOULDN'T KNOW...

 

[Staci Matheis]

No, I don't remember..... What's the story about the Disco Ball?

 

[Dennis Hamer]

Does this story involve mac wearing a polyester leisure suite and shiny shirt?

 

[Greg Meyer]

when you and your partner trade a Zoom tube for a 54" round one on a rope and you take turns riding it around the lake.

 

[Marke Cicero]

when you think "If I left now, I could stop by Hooter's for some wings on the way home".

 

[Marke Cicero]

when you begin to think of the things at BPS that you could have spent your $100 tourney entry fee on.



When you think "Why enter a tourny when I can get skunked for free?"



Don't worry Curtis, I'm still in for Sept 29th...LOL

A few more sessions in theropy and I'll be good to go.

 

[Tom Mann]

..... you "TASTE TEST" your bait.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

you start getting your gear ready for hunting season!