Mrs. Goose: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me honey!
Mrs. Goose: Take me to bed, or loose me forever!
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
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Charlie: Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate.
Charlie: How's that Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do...
Goose: We... we.
Maverick: Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: That's what?
Maverick: That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Charlie: So Lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: ...started up on his six when we pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: (while coughing) Bull****.
Goose: No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MIG 28?
Maverick: Yes maam.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: About two meters.
Goose: Well it was actually about one and a half, I think it was one and a half... I've got a great polaroid of it, he's right there. It must be one and a half.
Maverick: It was a nice picture...
Charlie: Ah, Lieutenant. What were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know.
Giving him the bird..
TOXIC...Great movie!!