YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

[Larry Harp]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that >they

don't have e-mail addresses.



6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone

is home to help you carry in the groceries. (Done That!)



7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the

screen.



8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the

first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn

around to go get it.



10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to send this

message.



13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



14 . You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this

list.



AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.



Go on, send this to your friends. You know you want to!

 

[Greg Meyer]

SF...



Oh How I relate to the cell phone thing... Mine is a PDA with internet access! I absolutely must have that "thing" with me at all times... I get phone calls, text messages, e-mail, surf the net and open up and view and manipulate customer servers, all from my phone! It is a long way from my youth and a hand cranked telephone at my friends grandmother's home just across the river in NE Missouri.