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JR F

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Be sure and read the end!



Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.



Tax his tractor,

tax his mule,

Teach him taxes

are the rule



Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.



Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.



Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.



Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries, then

Tax his tears.



Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass



Tax all he has

then let him know

that you won't be done

till he has no dough.



When he screams and hollers,

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

he's good and sore.



Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.



Put these words

upon his tomb,

"Taxes drove me

to my doom..."



When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.





Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax



(FUTA)

Fishing License Tax Food License Tax,

Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per



gallon)

Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax

Interest expense Inventory tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on



top of tax)

Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax

Property Tax Real Estate Tax

Service charge taxes Social Security Tax

Road usage taxes Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax

State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone federal excise tax

Telephone federal universal service fee tax

Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes

Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax

Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax

Telephone state and local tax

Telephone usage charge tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License

Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax

Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax



Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.





What in the hell happened????



JR:eek:
 
NO! Politicians let it happen! Congress let it happen!

I sureashell didn't vote for ANY TAXES!

AND....When the government can't tax you because something HAS BEEN voted down, Uncle Sam will figure out a way to go back and tax you anyway!

It happens all the time.:angry:

Sorry...off my box now:D
 
Ed - you are SOO right, and its not even FALL yet!!! LOL Thankfully we only get Cabin Fever down here in the south for a few days in Jan and maybe Feb!!!



Oh and YES its the career politicians and the appathetic public that want SOMEONE to do the thinking for them!!

 
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