Another Blonde Joke

[Larry Harp]

A young housewife with blonde hair decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.



While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.



The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.



Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time.



He asks if she is OK and what she is doing.



She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.



He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.



She replies that she was reading the

directions on the paint can and it

said:



"BEST RESULTS ARE ACHIEVED WITH TWO COATS."

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

A Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.

"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.

The Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"

"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter

Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

 

[Carl Meyer]

This blonde gets pulled over by a state trooper who just happens to be a blonde woman also. When the trooper asks the driver for her driver's license, she says she's not sure if she has one. The trooper says sure you do, it's that thingy with your picture on. The driver finds a mirror in her purse and hands it to the trooper. The blonde trooper lets her go and apologizes for pulling over a fellow trooper.