A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
>> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>> Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
>> 'Dad.'
>>
>> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
>>
>> with trembling hands and read the letter.
>>
>>
>> Dear Dad:
>>
>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.. I had to elope
>> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>> you.
>>
>> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>>
>> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
>> tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
>> than I am. But it' s not only the passion.....Dad she's pregnant.
>>
>> Stacy said that we will be very happy.
>>
>> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
>> winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
>>
>> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
>> anyone.
>> We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
>> that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>>
>> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>>
>> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>
>> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
>>
>> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
>>
>>
>> get to know your grandchildren.
>>
>>
>> Love, Your Son John
>>
>>
>>
>> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
>>
>>
>> I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
>> Report card That's in my center desk drawer.
>>
>>
>> I love you.
>>
>>
>> Call me when it's safe to come home.
>>JR
