which came first?

[Rob LaMoy]

OK, since you're all so lively, and this is shaping up to be a string of threads like we experienced in December...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The Corona or the Lime?

The Jack or the Nut?

 

[Greg Meyer]

I think we can all pretty well agree to the following order:



C&L...chicken became agreeable



The J-N...obviously



Then...the egg...fertilized...unless there was a washer on the J-N.....

 

[Rob LaMoy]

No No Greg, each is it's own scenario/thread! Not of the three!

 

[Greg Meyer]

Rob....I don't wish to be rude...But, it was my kinky fantasy...So, it will be all three in any order I choose...



Back Off Jack-Nut!!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

ROTFLMBHO! See, I just knew this was going to get fun! If your fantasy involves jack nuts and eggs, man you need to get out more!

 

[Mark Hofman]

ROFLMBHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mark Hofman]

Or . . . is it:



"ROFLMJNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

 

[Ken Neeley]

That's why Mac and I grow our own Limes!!!

 

[stan jones]

i miss fishing too. stan

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Yes, BUT if the nut came before the jack.....none of this would be necessary! Don't really know what exactly I'm trying to say here, but it sounded good in my delirious state of da fever!

 

[Greg Meyer]

Ah...but if yesterdays chickens were delivered at noon...then they arrived BEFORE today's 9:00AM eggs...So, Lamar is wrong...Chicken was first...



Now as to Limes and Coronas...It goes like this...A lime left Florida in a truck traveling west at 60mph...And the Coronas left Mexico in a truck traveling east at 70mph...The Lime truck stopoped at Denny's for breakfast and the Corona's truck didn't stop, just used the McDonald's drive through...then the Lime Truck Driver got lost...And the Corona's Driver got highjacked in Arizona by a biker gang...The Lime's Truck driver got caught foolin around and his wife left him so he's too depressed to drive...anyway...if the limes and the Coronas keep this up...Our new Government will be drinking milk...but where?
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[Rob LaMoy]

WOW Greg.....you need help! LOL

 

[Ken Neeley]

If one truck left Florida going west, and another left Mexico going east, they would eventually meet somewhere in the middle of the Gulf Of Mexico!!!

 

[Greg Meyer]

That's why you be the "man" Mr. Neely....But in fact if...and this is a major league if....you can answer how do dem trucks float...and is they glitter trucks or tin can trucks...then they could meet...but I am willing to speculate further...perhaps I could become the Secretary of Transportation and resolve this all before we have chicken, egg, corona and lime congressional hearings...Then there is the little matter of your request for interns and cigars...I ain't transportin' that stuff...get your own...I had to..
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[Ken Neeley]

As Secretary of Transportation, you don't have to personally transport my cigars and women...delegate it.

JUST GET IT HERE!!!