Texas Transplant
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Got a good chuckle out of this.
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people
that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs
and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners
understand: See the list below...
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the
inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back
over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do
something good each day if you try.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds.
A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated
and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful, they
may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best
with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.
You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to
say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger.
You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right
mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time
on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should
marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea.
It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy.
This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,
possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,
people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy but seems to work for you! You are a rare breed.
Most folks love to watch you work and play. You're a night person and
mind your own business.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work
in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer
the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub
to the living room. You tend not to be particularly
attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.
They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with
the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far
as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of
the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved
ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You
work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,
Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits.
You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a
club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon,
butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have
all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionat
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people
that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs
and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners
understand: See the list below...
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the
inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back
over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do
something good each day if you try.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds.
A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated
and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful, they
may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best
with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.
You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to
say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger.
You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right
mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time
on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should
marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea.
It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy.
This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,
possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,
people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy but seems to work for you! You are a rare breed.
Most folks love to watch you work and play. You're a night person and
mind your own business.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work
in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer
the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub
to the living room. You tend not to be particularly
attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.
They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with
the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far
as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of
the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved
ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You
work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,
Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits.
You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a
club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon,
butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have
all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionat
