Wednesday Funny

[Rich D]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'



"OH NO!" the President exclaims."That's terrible!"



His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.



Finally, the President looks up and asks...



'How many is a Brazillion ??!'



:lol:

 

[TOMMY RICH]

:blink:

 

[Bill McElroy]

Now THAT's funny,...I don't care who you are!!:lol:

 

[TrepMan]

I think Glen and Mac posting the SAME thing at the SAME time is TOO Funny!! And is it coincidence or is Gl:blink:enn realy Mac!!!

 

[TritonGlenn]

Trep - Nope. I don't know Mac, but I also think it is hilarious that we posted the same thing at the same time!



All the best,

Glenn

 

[William Birkett]

Funny how this same joke was told with a blonde on bassboatcentral...... wonder who copied who and has changed this to belittle The President...



LOL



Tight Lines,

Bill

 

[Rich D]

I would figure it was changed to belittle blondes...

 

[William Birkett]

Nope... somebody here thinks belittling The President is funny....



Tight Lines,

Bill

 

[Rich D]

I know I do!



Rich D

 

[Steve Rizza]

Somebody else does too....



That was great !!!!!:lol::lol:



It's not too hard to imagine him sitting there saying that..

 

[Diana Hines]

From a womans view point...both the blonde and presidiential part of the joke were belittling

So, some people are just a bit challenged in life...be them blonde or presidential.... Thank the stars they leave red heads alone.......





Loves to fish,

Diana

 

[Larry Harp]

Don't be too quick Diana....we have redhead jokes too:









A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.





"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."





The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.





The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."



"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken!":



Harpo :lol:

 

[Steve Rizza]

Now that's funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Diana Hines]

Thanks Harpo,



But that red head was not really a red head....Well at not without the help of Clariol or some other aid...... Not so in my case...... But for every red head joke that can be told I think I can come up with a little Johnson joke!!!!!!





Loves to fish,



Diana

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

Bwahahahahah @ Diana

 

[William Birkett]

Little johnson.... LOL... or a big merc... Somethings are funny... somethings are not... Nuf said from this diehard Conservative...



Tight Lines,

Bill