Wednesday Funny

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

Question:How to tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following

question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your

family.



What do you do?



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Democrat's Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the

question!



Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?



Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire

him to attack?



Could we run away?



What does my wife think?



What about the kids?



Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock

the knife out of his hand?



What does the law say about this situation?



Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?



Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message does this send to society and to my

children?



Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?



Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?



If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my

family get away while he was stabbing me?



Should I call 9-1-1?



Why is this street so deserted?



We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day

and make this happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behavior.



This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with

some friends for few days and try to come to a

consensus.



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Republican's Answer:



BANG!



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Southern Republican's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click



Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!

 

[Sue DeLelys]

Good one Bill. I almost spit water all over my computer! :wacko:



Sue

 

[Jim in VA]

So the Southern Republic would waste all those bullets knowing he's an expert marksman and that one shot would have done it? Hmmm....

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Jim, Might as well get the practice time in!!!!!

 

[Paul P]

That is hysterical. I work with some devout democrats and this fits them perfectly. They almost cried the day George Bush was re-elected.

 

[Brian Ingersoll]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Steven Parker]

No disrespect Bill, but the actions of the Southern Republican are not entirely correct.



I true Southern Republican would not reload the Glock, he would reach into the other side of his coat and pull out the 357 S&W and continue the 6 inch pattern.

 

[JR F]

Me Be Democrat JR

 

[Larry Harp]

I think maybe the Republicans should start asking more questions.



Harpo