Frank Boncore
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USRSF
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These 500 Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina
boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following
five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The mess in Iraq is expected to be over in about a week.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These 500 Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina
boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following
five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The mess in Iraq is expected to be over in about a week.
