Tony Payne
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NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
"Today John Kerry introduced what he calls the middle class misery index. He thinks the middle class in this country is miserable. Oh sure, if you're worth over $700 million, being middle class would look pretty miserable to you too. It would be a nightmare."
"According to a survey, 91 percent of Americans said they would not want to share a cocktail with any of the presidential candidates. You can see why. That's why people drink in the first place, to forget about those guys. Which candidate could you even have a cocktail with? Think about it. It wouldn't be Bush because Bush doesn't drink any more. John Kerry, he'd take too long to decide what to order. Then Ralph Nader, he'd want to stick a wanted label on the bottle telling people about the evils of drink, oh my God, so you really couldn't go out ... I should have quit with Kerry."
"Today John Kerry introduced what he calls the middle class misery index. He thinks the middle class in this country is miserable. Oh sure, if you're worth over $700 million, being middle class would look pretty miserable to you too. It would be a nightmare."
"According to a survey, 91 percent of Americans said they would not want to share a cocktail with any of the presidential candidates. You can see why. That's why people drink in the first place, to forget about those guys. Which candidate could you even have a cocktail with? Think about it. It wouldn't be Bush because Bush doesn't drink any more. John Kerry, he'd take too long to decide what to order. Then Ralph Nader, he'd want to stick a wanted label on the bottle telling people about the evils of drink, oh my God, so you really couldn't go out ... I should have quit with Kerry."
