Truckload Of Greenboats

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

Gotta Laugh. Sittin here in my office in DC (1700 Pennsylvania Ave.), look out my window and what do I see? A semi load of military green LOWE- jon-boats rollin down Pennsylvania Ave. As a matter of fact now that all trucks are banned within a "security perimiter" of George's House, the Secret Service have him stopped and are inspecting his load. You see officer, I was just going to drop these off at......wait a minute, there are no boat dealers in DC!!

I'll be leaving now......



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[Tony Payne]

maybe George is planning his "Guide" service for after his term ends?



"As part of your fishing experience with George, you will be have your very own personal Secret Service agent in the boat. Also, since no "sharp objects" are allowed near George, we will simply be feeding the fish today"

 

[Greg Meyer]

Well might be that the boats are for DC law enforcement to use "catching" some of the "bottom feeders" sitting in the House and the Senate...