The World's Funniest Joke -- Official

[Tony Payne]

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.



He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."



There is a silence, then a shot is heard.



Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"



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http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/271951|oddlyenough|10-03-2002::10:42|reuters.html

 

[Greg Meyer]

You are a very sick puppy!

 

[Tony Payne]

not me... read the article!

 

[Andrew Zuber]

...Canadians laugh the least...

Is that right Pierre???



I guess all that cold and snow is no laughing matter...

J/K



az

 

[Pierre Voisine]

Another great piece of research done by the brits' who, in my opinion have NO sense of humor....hehe



I always thought Canadians would be at the top of the list, we're much more of a laid back bunch than many countries, but I guess the research says it all!!!



Maybe they quoted a mountie!



Pierre

 

[Bill McElroy]

LOL Pierre,.....I just talked to my bro recently,....he travels alot to Britain on business,....he says they have,..and I quote,..."Bad food,..Bad Teeth,..Bad Breath,..and even worse jokes!!"....hahahahahah.....

I always thought you Canucks are laid back....with all that excellent beer and those "Bars"...how can you guys get anything done??!!...LOL

Mac

 

[Pierre Voisine]

Get what done.....hehe

 

[Staci Matheis]

"Go home dad, you're drunk."

a-Ha! Ya gotta love it!



The Canadians MUST be the most laid back of all countries..... Look at all the ribbing Pierre takes from us here on the board!



In high school, I was taught by English Benedictine Monks..... If they are any indication of the humor shared by their countrymen, they were great! Constant little bits of dry humor! Always kinda chuckling! ESPECIALLY Father Colin and Father "Slats" Leonard! That was 35+ years ago..... I wonder what they're up to these days.....

 

[Bill McElroy]

probably 85-90!!..LOL