the word F

[fatrap]

Subject: Authorized use of the "F" word ...



When is @#$% Acceptable?



There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been

considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing ***** could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926



6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ***!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999



and a drum roll............! .....



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

 

[Bill McElroy]

12. "UN-@#$$~~Believable!!"

--The entire front row at a David Copperfield Show

 

[fatrap]

Your right I've seen his live show

fatrap

 

[Travis Smith]

crazy....LOL.





T.S.

 

[Bill McElroy]

13. "I'm REAALLLYYYY starting to hate that @!#$ing Bird!"

--Wile E. Coyote

 

[TrepMan]

14. "&^%%$# Tin Tracker owners ANOTHER one just out fished me!"

-- Any Glass boat owner!!

 

[Rich Stern]

15. I've got two words for you: Shut the @#$% up.

-- DeNiro to Grodin in "Midnight Run"

 

[Donald Fruge]

16: Gitter @#$% done

Mac the Mac Toon Daddy

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

Aren't there ANY @#$% fish in this @#$% lake?



Bill, on many occasions

 

[Travis Smith]

They ^%$# you at the drive thru. They #$%^ you at the Dive thru. And who gets $#@%^*? Leo gets.



-Joe Peshe Lethal Weapon 2

 

[Larry Harp]

I sure hope the Sooners beat the @#$% outa them @#$%n' Longhorns tonight!!!



Harpo



later that evening:

@#$% they lost by 3! @#$%! @#$%! @#$%!

 

[Ken Neeley]

"Well *&%& me in the goat a$$"



Adam Sandler...the Talking Goat

 

[Larry Harp]

What movie has the most F-bombs?





Harpo

 

[Steve Rizza]

Scarface or Goodfellas or Resevour Dogs

It has to be one of these three.



They just aren't the same when they are on t.v.

Tony Montana telling somebody he will "kick your ugly monkey face" just doesn't seem right.

 

[Rich D]

Good Will Hunting has 143



Rich D

 

[Larry Harp]

Casino.....forget exactly but something 250.



Harpo

 

[Tony Payne]

I would've thought "Good Will Humping" would've used the F-word a whole lot more than that....



Get the F@!!#$in NET!!!

-- Me & the wife, on many a good fishing trip!

 

[Tony Payne]

oh, you said "Good Will Hunting"... my bad...

 

[Charlie Nethaway]

Check out this @#$%ing clip http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/content/ninjai/cplay.html?id=ninjai02&prefs=bl



Charlie

 

[Staci Matheis]

Ever see Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda"?



First time I saw it, I saw it unedited.. Even I was offended by his frequent use of the f-word..... But I laughed my tail feathers off!



Then I saw it on TNT, dubbed for television..... The film was lousey! He didn't come across as nearly as dispicable a character when he said "fooey"!

 

[Staci Matheis]

When I signed on to AOL this morning,there was a message waiting.....



They've raised their @#$% rates again.

This time from $23.90 to $26.85 per month.











I think it's time Rich started an ISP.....

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

"Who the @!## did that?"!!



Guys in TOXIC's boat......



TOXIC