Tony Payne
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The mind of a 6-year-old is wonderful.
First Grade ..... true story:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the
Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story when the first pig was trying to accumulate the building material for his home. She read, "... and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then, and asked the class, "And what do
you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said ... Holy sh*t! A talking pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
First Grade ..... true story:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the
Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story when the first pig was trying to accumulate the building material for his home. She read, "... and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then, and asked the class, "And what do
you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said ... Holy sh*t! A talking pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
