The Blair Fish Project ....

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Tony Payne

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You have to read this....
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/3924878.htm
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If my thousand dollars worth of "graphite rods, alloy reels, computer-designed lures, chemically enhanced baits, copolymer line, sonar fish locators and vests with upward of 50 Velcro-flapped pockets" won't hold ground against a "a hungry, ticked-off, amphibious eating machine with a mouth like a grand piano, the soul of a reincarnated sinner and a cruising speed, on land, of 45 miles per hour", then perhaps my Colt AR-15 with five 30 round clips of hollow point .223 will. (Now where DID I put that foregrip mounted 40 mm grenade launcher?)



Go ahead Dave Barry..... MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
yeah obviously Dave hasn't ever fished for brocoli. They are EXTREMELY hard to catch. In fact I have been fishing for 20 years and have yet to even hook one, so if crappie have comparable IQ's to brocoli, then Crappie must be pretty smart too, although, I do find them easier to catch, and much tastier too. And as for defenseless fish, ole Davy boy ought to stick his hand into the mouth of an alligator gar, musky, pike, or bowfin! See how defenseless they are. On a side note, I hear witch hunting actually is fun and still practiced in Salem MA, not MD. So Blair, watch out! We got a colt AR-15, berkely fire line, and mustad wide gap hooks coming your way courtesy of a lowrance LMS-240 with pc download cooridinates, strapped onto a sparkly bullet running 100mph in front of 250 ponies! Let's hunt/fish boys!
 
I can just picture our PETA friends looking for ways to finance this snakehead project. After all, animals are far more important than peolpe in their minds...
 
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