You may have read this before, but hope it makes you smile again.)
>
> PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
> house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible
> my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
> my sister that she needed something from the store.
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
> the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish
> hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed
> the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
> oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled
> the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to
> remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
> something, she reached in and pulled out the little
> bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my
> mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a
> pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying
> news, my sister started to cry. It took the
> family two hours to convince her that turkeys
> lay eggs!
>
> Yep, SHE'S BLONDE!!!!
>
>
> PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
> house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible
> my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
> my sister that she needed something from the store.
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
> the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish
> hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed
> the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
> oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled
> the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to
> remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
> something, she reached in and pulled out the little
> bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my
> mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a
> pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying
> news, my sister started to cry. It took the
> family two hours to convince her that turkeys
> lay eggs!
>
> Yep, SHE'S BLONDE!!!!
>
