Rumors heard on this board that need to be dispelled.....

[Staci Matheis]

Considering recent events, perhaps we should take a few momnets to dispel a few of the rumors that have been circulating. Some that I have found include:



10. I don't sing. Not a note.

9. There are no sea monsters in Lake Champlain.

8. It is not physically possible for one to laugh their BH off.

7. Mac and Mini are not related.

6. Mini is a guy.

5. Canadians do not end every sentence with "Eh!"

4. No one is going to be ground up and used for chum at the rally.

3. The State Tree of Michigan is not the Lime.

2. I do not have an inflatable Penny Berryman.

1. The Headquarters for BPS is in Springfield, Missouri - not Auburn Hills, Michigan.



Are there any that I've missed?



me!

 

[Barry Loos]

You're being too modest Scott. You didn't mention how well you yodel.



Da Bear

 

[Staci Matheis]

Which reminds me of a song from "The Sound of Music".....

 

[Pierre Voisine]

Scott. Good one eh!

 

[Staci Matheis]

Contrary to what you may have seen in the movie - Canada and the City of South Park, Colorado did not go to war against each other.



Just keep reminding yourselves "It's only a movie, eh! It's only a movie."

 

[Rob LaMoy]

HEYYY!!!!!b There is TOO a Champy! Them's fightin' words, mister, and ifn' you keep dat up, dar durn sure will be someone gittin' chummed up at the rally see! But if you yodel as well as Bear claims, well music soothes the savage Champy! simclmBHo!!!!!

 

[Staci Matheis]

Laughing WILL NOT cause your BH to fall off..... Although it may have some effect on the sphincter that surrounds your BH and others in your body resulting in the emission of nauseous fuilds, solids and gases.....

 

[Rob LaMoy]

SIMCLMSO!!! I like it! It's new!

 

[Staci Matheis]

Sittin' In My Chair Laughing My Sphincter(s) Open.......

We've sunk to a new low.......

 

[Rob LaMoy]

What will ever become of us? Only time will tell! I'm tellin' ya, if I don't get on that water soon for the early smallie ice out bite, I'm liable to just lose my mind. Wait, I think that happened back in Dec!