I have a Nitro 911 CDC, the heaviest bass boat that Nitro makes. Here's what I do...
1. Line boat up in such a way as to block all 4 lanes of the ramp.
2. Have one last beer for the "road", toss empty beer can on ramp.
3. Decide what kind of fishing I want to do, strip all line off the reels. Toss old line into water (it's "structure"). Respool. Remember, I'm still blocking all 4 lanes of the ramp.
4. Load boat with the last 6 pack of beer from the case I left home with.
5. Unhook one transom strap, back boat into water, climb in boat and rev it up to try to back it off trailer.
6. Cuss up a storm, pull boat back out of water. Pull off other transom strap.
7. Back into water, rev it up to back off trailer. Cuss some more, pull back out of water.
8. DUH! Remove transom saver. Back into water, rev it up, cuss some more, unhook bow strap.
9. Leave boat on ramp. Why risk having to wait my turn to reload the boat?
10. Go fishing, drink last 6 pack. What's that noise? Is someone peeing off my boat? Oh crap, 10 miles from the ramp, and it's the bilge pump.. .I forgot the plug.
11. Crank up submerged motor and give it all she's got trying to get up on plane.
12. Ooops, "natural aspiration" doesn't mean "drinks water"? There went the powerhead. Duh! Jump out of boat to put plug in.
13. Remember that case of beer I drank? Well, I forgot that I can't swim. Oops, lifejacket? That's in the truck.
14. Don't forget about me next time you see that truck blocking two lanes of the ramp and wondering what idiot left it there
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Yep, I've got too much time on my hands.