IMPORTANT PHONE CALL
* * * LITTLE DEBBIE ANSWERS PHONE * * *
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy . . . she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Mike "
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Mike "
"Oh yes I do!!
And he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy . . . right now!!"
Another brief pause . . .
"Uh, okay then. This is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table,
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door,
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay, Daddy . . . just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy . . ."
"And what happened, honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming!
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Mike ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared too, and he jumped out of the back window
into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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* * * L O N G P A U S E * * *
* * * L O N G E R P A U S E * * *
Then Daddy says:
"SWIMMING POOL ? ? ?
Is this 486-5731 ? ? ?"
JR
* * * LITTLE DEBBIE ANSWERS PHONE * * *
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy . . . she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Mike "
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Mike "
"Oh yes I do!!
And he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy . . . right now!!"
Another brief pause . . .
"Uh, okay then. This is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table,
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door,
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay, Daddy . . . just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy . . ."
"And what happened, honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming!
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Mike ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared too, and he jumped out of the back window
into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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* * * L O N G P A U S E * * *
* * * L O N G E R P A U S E * * *
Then Daddy says:
"SWIMMING POOL ? ? ?
Is this 486-5731 ? ? ?"
JR
