Pay Attention in School and You Will Learn Something

[Greg Meyer]

First-year students at Auburn

University Vet school were receiving their

first anatomy class, with a real

dead cow.



They all gathered around the

surgery table with the body covered with a

white sheet..

The professor started the class

by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine

it is necessary to have two

important qualities as a doctor: The first

is that you not be disgusted by

anything involving the animal body. '



As an example, the Professor

pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in

the butt of the dead cow,

withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go

ahead and do the same thing,'

he told his students.



The students freaked out,

hesitated for several minutes, but eventually

took turns sticking a finger in

the anal opening of the dead cow and

sucking on it.



Professor looked at them and said, 'The

second most important quality is

observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and sucked on my index

finger. Now learn to pay attention.Life's

tough, but it's even tougher

if you're stupid.

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[Steven Parker]

That's Auburn for you........



Roll Tide !

 

[Berry Lindley]

UH, I think that is Parole Tide, isn't it?