Oh, I wish I were . . . .

[Mark Hofman]

What a fun day on this site!



These are the times when I begin to think most deeply.



I wish I were young and confident again, like Rob.

I wish I were young and thin again, like Trep.

I wish I were young and popular again, like Ken.

I'm looking forward to being thinner and wiser, like Scott.

I'm looking forward to bing wiser and more mellow, like Rich.

I'm looking forward to being as informed and as educated as Greg M.



You all are a great community of folks. Men and women. Young and even younger. Owners and non-owners. Great sportsmen (sportswomen).



I thank God that he forgives me my shortcomings and weaknesses, for not doing the things I should and for doing things I shouldn't. He gives me a new day each morning. I



It's Passover and Easter time, and I'm thinking really deeply. If I've said anything or done anything to offend, please accept my sincere apologies. If I didn't do something that would have made this board a better place, please accept my apologies.



Have a great holiday weekend everyone! I hope you're off from work tomorrow like I will be.



MO

 

[Greg Meyer]

Wait...I'm not "young and popular"...the hell with educated...wimmin don't go for old, bald, educated...and "round"....



Mo..you made my day!!!! A battle of wits is so much more fun if the other guy is "armed"...



And, remember...education is overrated...all they can teach you is a bunch of stuff some people already know...exploration...especially exploration outdoors let's you discover what you...and maybe nooone else knows...



Finally, on a spiritual note...I read somewhere, maybe here,..On Sunday the guys in church sit and think about God; on Sundays the fisherman in his boat can see him...



Check our club site for fun bass fishing games and qizzes
http://www.nsbass.com

 

[Staci Matheis]

Happy Easter, Mark!



SIMCWMHFO!

me!



(Sittin' In My Chair Watchin' My Hair Fall Out!)

 

[Mark Hofman]

Amen, brother Greg. Amen. That's why we attend Saturday NIGHT worship at our church! Best of both worlds.

 

[Mark Hofman]

Scott:



Just cleaned out my shower drain this week! I'm a-gainin' on ya!

 

[Staci Matheis]

I used to blame the hair in the drain on my wife..... Then we got divorced..... And the hair continued to clog up.....

 

[Mark Hofman]

I don't blame anyone. If it's less than an inch long, it's mine. If it's longer than four inches, it's hers.



If it's between an inch and four inches, then we have a problem; but that ain't happened yet.

 

[Greg Meyer]

An inch...I don't have a "cumulative" inch of hair....



And at the drain in the shower...the remaining hairs on my head hold memorial services for their fallen comrades...there's so few...they all know each other by name...regular Marine cut...full military honors as they are reported as MIS (Missing IN Shower)...

 

[Mark Hofman]

Let's all observe a moment of silence for our fallen comrades . . . . .





























Thank you.

 

[Staci Matheis]

sniff.........



Oh, NO!!! I snorked one in!!!!!!!

 

[Jerry Lorton]

Hey I still have mine but it's changing color. Also have it were I never did before LOL....I pulled a white hair from my son's head, he's only 5!!! The pressures of being a child

 

[Adam Murray]

While I am only 30 years old and blessed with a very thick head of hair (sometimes a curse, though...have to get it cut every other week) I discovered something very disturbing this weekend.



I have rarely gone more than a day or two without shaving. Part of this, I think, is because of my 8 years in the Army and because it just gets downright scratchy. This weekend, however, I went 3 days without shaving (part lazy, part sick). Much to my disappointment, half my beard is GRAY!



What's up with this???? Every once in awhile I'll catch one on my head...but half my beard!?!?!?!



Guess I'll start checking into retirement homes now....

 

[Mark Hofman]

Adam:



(To quote Ken) You're Screwed! Those gray hairs in your beard are the first sign. Pretty soon, you'll notice that odd gray hair up top. Then, many, many more will join them. Finally, they'll begin abandoning you because you're getting older.



Sorry, guy. Call Craig, Ken's parts manager, who might be able to get you a 10% discount on Just for Men - Beard and Moustache, and a supply of Rogaine for a pre-emptive strike!

 

[TrepMan]

First off Happy Easter and Passover to everyone!



Oh, and those tears you hear are mine - No BEER till THURSDAY due to Passover. Manachevitz doesn't taste the same!



Thin i'll take, Young is a state of mind! At 35 years young I find myself more and more sounding like my parents. They were in for the last 3 weeks (just sent them home on Saturday) and had to tell my Dad that some of the things he told me as a child that I SWORE i'd never tell my kids are all comming back to haunt me:

- If ____ (insert name of stupid friend) jumped off a building would you?

- I'm not ____'s parents and your not ____! So NO you can't watch ______ (insert name of movie/TV show you don't let your kids watch)

- How many times have I told you NOT to do _____!