Greg Meyer
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I don't advocate doing this at home (or anywhere... It's just funny...) And, I certainly do not intend to offend Democrats or Catholics or even Republicans...
YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE !!
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot
grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go
Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's
chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers
finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven
and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or
do we need to go back to Illinois and get another one?
YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE !!
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot
grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go
Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's
chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers
finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven
and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or
do we need to go back to Illinois and get another one?
