Steven Parker
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Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and
the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded
by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a
huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into
laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
............"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
:huh:
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and
the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded
by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a
huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into
laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
............"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
:huh:
