Yeah and that better be a USDA certified scale... Try to have a Bishop and a Rabbi there as witnesses... Run it over to your Doctor's office and have it exrayed and then snip out some scales for genetic and dna testing...
I think the danger part is the guy behind the wheel.
Actually A while back I said something about drawing a toon about some kid catching a record bass on a string, safety pin and a stick. It'd be worth nothing because the kid wouldn't have caught it out of a name brand boat using name brand tackle. Ofcourse I can't use the real names and send it out to a editor for consideration.