Andrew Zuber
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Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart
70 and above - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
60 above - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
50 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
40 above - Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 - People in Miami all die.
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl
70 and above - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
60 above - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
50 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
40 above - Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 - People in Miami all die.
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl
