OK, I have to tell this story. I get this call once, when I first getting my biz off the ground. I would have taken left wing, California liberal democrats back then if they paid! LOL Anyway, I knew from the call that this guy was going to be trouble. It was just the one guy, (thank God, if he had buddies like him, I would have killed someone) but he shows up and proceeds to drop about 500 lbs of gear into my boat. He then informs be that he is tourney fisherman, and I really won't be able to teach him much that he doesn't already know. In FACT, he could probably show ME a few secrets!!! LOL Oh my gosh.... had to hang on after that one. So all he wants is "You show me an area where the fish are and I'll catch them. I just need to know this lake." So I immediately knew he was prefishing......scrap ALL good spots and take him immediately to a community hole. Early May, water was maybe 52 degrees and I come off plane. "Here?" he asks. "Yup" I said. So he proceeds to burn spinnerbaits and topwaters.....in 52 DEGREE WATER! LOL After an hour with no bites he looks at me and says, "I thought this was a good spot?" "It is" I replied. After another half hour of buzzbaits and other summer baits he looks at me and gets real nasty, "I'm PAYING you to put me on fish!"
"You ARE on fish" I toted back, I never looked up, reached in my rod locker (hadn't been fishing to that point) pulled out my grubbin rod and proceeded to make 5 casts and catch 3 smallies over 3 lbs each in less than 10 minutes. "So you ARE on fish, but since you know it ALL, you ought to be able to hammer these fish, right?" He finally crawled down off his high horse and apologized. I showed HIM a few things and he finally got on some fish. Man that first 3 lber, on the 2nd cast was sooooooo sweet. So don't EVER tick PO your guide, like Tox said, you WILL pay! LOL