William H. (Bill) Barham
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On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span
of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you
a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like
the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go
into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
forty?" And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty
years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun
to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten
years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Uncl Billy
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span
of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you
a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like
the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go
into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
forty?" And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty
years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun
to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten
years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Uncl Billy
