Letter of Complaint from WalMart

[Bill Hamilton]

Dear Mrs. Fenton,



Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.



We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.



MEMO: RE: Mr. Bill Fenton

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

You mean, you HAVEN'T done these things????? Too funny.



Uncle Billy

 

[Larry Harp]

Thaaaaaat's funny.:lol:



Harpo

 

[Greg Meyer]

Hey Bill,



Don't sweat it... That's a form letter... they send it to my house all the time...