Kids say the funniest things

[Donald Fruge]

Took my four year old out on a dove hunt sunday afternoon. My brother in law met us at field, and due to the fact that the birds weren't flying we ended up all standing together shooting the breeze. My bro in law decided to take a walk in an adjacent field to see if he could stir up some doves. My little boy decided he would go with him and they started out across the field. Not long after they walked off a lone dove passed right over my head. I knocked it down with one shot and much to my suprise I hear my little one yell "GOOD SHOT DAD". It was one of those moments that makes you smile inside. It was something that my ears have never heard before. And to think I wasn't going to bring him with me until he cried to come along.



A short while later he was back at my side and looking at the bird. My brother in law asked him if he thought it would be cool to have wings and fly. To which the little squirt replied, "No because my daddy would shoot me" I laughed for about 5 minutes.......



Spend all the time you can with your kids...its a learning experience for both.



Wolf

 

[Larry Harp]

Well said Wolf. Savor every moment you have with your kids because they grow up so very fast. You have to remind yourself that this isn't a warm up for life...THIS IS LIFE.



Harpo

 

[Greg Duggan]

i brought mt 7 yr old for his first duck hunt this year.

we went alone to one of my favorite marsh hunting spots.

we didn't see to many ducks, but we enjoyed watching the marsh hawks and the distant geese flying around.

it was the best hunt all season. he also has been my best fishing partner for the last 4 yrs. i can't wait till we fish our first tourny together.

this what it is all about !!

 

[Mike Levesque]

Tollie, I have to second that, my wife's wanted to blast me a few times when, and this was when they were very little, my kids would blurt out an expletive or two, usually after watching daddy re-wire an outlet or some other home improvement project. egMike

 

[Tim King]

We were in the mall two days ago, in a very crowded JC Penney"s and my four year old looks at me and very loudly says "Dad, I'm bored!! Can I pull your finger!!" Of course everyone within a hudred miles turned and looked at me and a guy about twenty feet away was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. My guess is that he plays the same game with his son!!



Tim

 

[Staci Matheis]

When I was married, my wife had a little girl by her previous marriage. Linda was a nurse and worked graveyeards, so I often had Ashley with me during the day. Since I didn't know many kids' songs, I taught her Arlo Guthrie's "Motorcikle Song".....



One day, when Ashley was about 5, the three of us are out driving in Linda's little Mountain Dew green Rabbit. Me behind the wheel, Linda in the passenger seat and Ashley in the rear. Up next to us, on the right, pull three of the nastiest looking bikers you would ever want to not see.....



Ashley rolled down her window and started singin' at the top of her little lungs so she would be heard over the exhaust of the Harleys..... "I don't want a pickle. I just wanna ride on my motor-cikle....."



The bikers look over..... One gives Ashley a big Thumbs Up and off they ride.....



Linda coulda killed me!