Ken and Mac are TOAST!

[Rob LaMoy]

Let's just say they are having a fun road trip, messing with me! First they called prankin me about somebody wanting to stay on my couch for the rally, and acting really weird! What was I going to say? Had to say yes, while figuring out how to rig my shotgun against the bedroom door! Then they call me back, saying they are the shop that's working on my motor, (which I AM expecting a call from anytime) and told me my block was cracked. You know, the one that JUST got rebuilt! Man, I didn't recognize the voice, but I flipped. Well, the pranksters are in for it now! Payback's a #@$%&!!!!!!

 

[Mark Hofman]

Hide their boat.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Actually, I could do that! Better yet......now the wheels are turning. That's it fellas, have another corona, yeah.....drink em right up. Are ya sleepy yet? 901, what 901. I never saw any stinkin 901.

 

[Mark Hofman]

A little paint, some new carpet and vinyl, swap the license plates . . . you've got NO MORE boat problems!!

 

[Greg Meyer]

Just change that MI to an NY and take off the United Autoworkers' Decal (you know they gotta have one...its from DEEEEE TroiT.... Them boys would never recognize their own boat..."got's a different number Mac but looks like mine except no DEEEEE Troit UAW sticker....dang!"

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Well, Mac and Ken, and Mike and Marke should be here within 3-4 hours. It's dinner at my house with some suds. Hoping my plan works on Neeley. I have e-mailed Craig asking him to call Ken's cell and explain that a fire broke out in the service station, and that he needs to come back to the BPS immediately to talk to the fire marshall or something. Once, he completely flips, then tell him it was all a joke courtesy of his chief of staff! THEN, tonight, to get Mac, I plan to "borrow" his 901 if it ain't locked up to the truck! Even if it is, I can just unbolt the 2" ball from his hitch, and swap it onto mine. Nothing is safe! HAAAAA! Let this be a warning to all who try to prank the future chief of staff! And finally, as they leave for home, I will have it arranged that a good friend of mine and NY state trooper will happen to pull them over and proceed to search their boat for narcotics from Canada. I mean come on, a couple of guys coming ALL the way from MI to fish a little tourney....really, that's a little suspicious don't you think!

 

[Mark Hofman]

Now, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!



You're in charge of the Secret Service, sworn to protect these two from all harm and danger. I just got shot for thinking this kind of stuff, but you'll probably get away with it.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

But of course. It pays to be on the inside! Nobody will ever suspect. hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!! Actually, I just need to reaffirm to our future prez, exactly who the boss is in this campaign!

 

[Mark Hofman]

Oh, that's right, he hasn't been formally elected yet! That means the palace coup was irrelevant.



I'M ALIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

See, I'll also have a lock tight alibi but YOU my friend, mister MOfish aka Abdul Shareef Kadafi! If you look out your window and see the gentlemen seated in the late Ford sedan outside your building, they just witnessed you in a meeting with the alleged leaders of your little over throw attempt. What's more, is we will see to it that evidence will be planted in a certain TV-18 further impelmenting you. But never fear MO, I'll be sure you get a nice cell with Bubba, and I'll send you cigarettes every month. And should you decide to try to pull me into the case......well......accidents happen ALL the time in those TV-18's. Aren't they noted for randomly exploding on the water? (with a little help from C-4?) LOL We're watching you MO, we're everywhere. You can't win! Just go quietly and we will spare your boat. Push us and I'll take your family hostage and show them re-runs of Dr. Quinn medicine woman, over and over again! hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

 

[Bob G.]

I hear that Dannemora is very pretty at this time of the year!!

 

[Mark Hofman]

I don't smoke, and I won't mind in a cell with Bubba as long as he don't wear a THONG! Me and Bubba's friendship goes way back to when my pappy saved his pappy from a burnin' stock car.



An' mah TV-18 is indestructable (well, 'xcept fer the bow decket and them there j*** n** thingies).



I gots eyes in the back a mah head, and more guns than Osama has stored in his cave. You try anything BOY, and me an' Greg and Bubba and Seal Teams One, Two and three will be swimmin up under yer boat with waterproof cordless drills.



(Oh, and that Dr. Quinn.....she's one FIiinnneee lookin' lady.)



*** I think they call this the Non-Rally Participants Fever!" ***

 

[Greg Meyer]

Hey Mo...remember this...before they were SEALS the UDT guys got their training from in "other stuff" from us Marine Recon fellas.... Course I'm just a bit long in the tooth...so can I have some water wings when we go swimmin with out Black & Deckers

 

[Mark Hofman]

I'll whistle up a Swimmer Delivery Vehicle or two for those who might like an easy swim.