The only thongs I like are on my wife......yeeeah baby! But they still DO get in the way. LOL Never understood those things really. Most people pick things OUT of the crack of their......well you know. But why would you go and put something, underwear, or analfloss as I call them, in there on purpose. My wife says, "They're really comfortable once you get used to them." Hey, I'm NOT complaining, they LOOK even better, just NOT on Mac! LOL And nauga, wouldn't that create some kind of rash??? Maybe Neeley can let you borrow his anti-inflamation cream from the fly incident.