Important Health Care Information

[Larry Harp]

You guys might want to print this and keep it with you in case your wife ever catches you looking around too much at the mall or the beach ect.

Harpo

 

[Bob G.]

That explains my slow pulse rate, almost comatose and I've probably extended my life by 10 -20 years!!



Bob G.

 

[Rob LaMoy]

YEEESSSS! I'm going to live FOREVERRRRRRR!!!!!! LOL

 

[TrepMan]

OK I know they say to keep the marriage alive you should leave little love notes occationaly for your spouse, so i'll make 100 copies of this and put it in the pocket of every pair of pants, coat, shirts and purse she has !!!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Exactly Trep. A loving wife wants to keep her husband alive and healthy right? So I say, when the kids are to bed, parade around nekkid! The world will be a much happier place. LOL

 

[David Jordan]

No wonder I feels so good today, I watched Tomb Raider and Color of Night yesterday. For some reason, Tomb Raider had me transfixed. So what does 10 minutes at the strip club equal?

 

[Mark Hofman]

Immortality!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Mo pretty much nailed it. The question that is! Tomb Raider. Never saw it. With Angelina Jolie or something like that. Can't spil them holliwood names anehow. See I don't think shes all that. But then again, the article was very specific about what to look at, never mentioned facial beauty. I can live with that. Men are such simple creatures.

 

[Mark Hofman]

Bible (Old Testament)

Song of Songs (It's between Ecclesiastes and Isaiah)

Chapter 4, verse 5

Chapter 7, verse 5 (same thing)



But the kicker is Chapter 7, verses 7 & 8



Look it up!!!



Ah, the wisdom of King Solomon.

 

[Mark Hofman]

Here. I'll save y'all the trouble of having to go look it up!
http://www.biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?language=english&passage=Song+of+Songs+7:7-8&version=NIV

 

[David Jordan]

She has a face? LOL My eyes never went that high. sorry din't notice

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Song of Solomon. I LOVE that part! He had a real infactuation with......um healthy livin! His blood pressure was low!

 

[Dennis Hamer]

Now let's see. Where did I put those binoculars?

 

[Mike Levesque]

Now that's the kind of medical information I've been looking for! "Hey hon, I found a new way to keep fit!"

 

[JEFF WHITE]

best place to go looking(notice)is a home depot or a lowes.went down tonight for a new sweeper,seen all kinds,shapes,sizes(and not sweepers either!).wife with me,along with mother,son,and nephew.